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A happy childhood lasts forever
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As a parent, it is my job to let my hope for my children outweigh my fears.
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Because I'm the mommy, that's why
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Because nice matters
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Fly first class or your children will
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If you don't travel first class, your kids will
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Mom's Diner & Taxi Service
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Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck
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Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree
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There will be a $5.00 charge for whining
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Unruly children will be fed to the dragon
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Unruly children will be sold on ebay
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Unruly children will be used as weed-pickers
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Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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You can't frighten me. I have teenagers.
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