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Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it
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An attitude is a terrible thing to waste
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Around here normal is just the setting on the dryer.
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Blonde jokes are short so men can remember them
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Boldly going nowhere
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Don't get your tinsel in a tangle
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Don't quote me on that
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Don't worry about tomorrow; today will finish you off
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Don't worry, Mom would approve
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Eat, drink and who's Mary?
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Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things
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Everyone is gifted, some just open the package sooner
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Good morning - Let the stress begin
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How can I get better at my video games when I have to spend seven hours a day at school?
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
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I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
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I'd exercise, but I might spill my drink
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
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If you're going to be a poop, go lie in the yard
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Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
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Laugh with abandon
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Life is uncertain…eat dessert first
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Live well, love much and wear red lipstick
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Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it
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Oh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
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Some days are a waste of makeup
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Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints
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Some days you step in it…some days you don't
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Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once
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Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got
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Sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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Spare me the drama
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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This too shall pass
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To err is human, to arr is pirate.
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To reduce stress, bang head here
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We're all here because we are not all there
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
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What would Scooby do?
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Whether you think you can or think you can't…you're right
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You are agitated and confused - my work is done
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