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A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking
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Aged to perfection
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Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music?
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At last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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Honey, you couldn't pay me to be twenty
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?
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I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots
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I know I came into this room for a reason
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If you laugh a lot, when you are older your wrinkles will be in all the right places
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I'm not having a hot flash - I'm on a short tropical vacation
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I'm not over the hill. I'm just on the back nine.
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I'm so far behind, I thought I was first
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Inside every old lady is a younger one wondering, "What the hell happened?"
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It's never too late to have a good childhood
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It's never too late to live happily ever after
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all
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My greatest fear is there is no PMS. This is my personality.
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Now that I'm over fifty, I'm veering toward respectability
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Old age ain't no place for sissies
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Once you're over the hill, you pick up speed
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Sorry, mind closed until further notice
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Still cozy after all these years
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The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on
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They're not gray hairs, they're stress highlights.
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When I grow old, I shall wear purple and drink wine for breakfast
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When I grow old, I think I'll be a nice old lady
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When I grow old, I'll do whatever I want
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When you get older you get hardening of the categories.
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Yeah I'm old, but at least I made it
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