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A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking |
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Am I getting older or is the supermarket playing great music?
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At last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth |
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At least wrinkles are better than rust |
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again? |
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Honey, you couldn't pay me to be twenty |
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? |
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I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots
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I know I came into this room for a reason |
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If you laugh a lot, when you are older your wrinkles will be in all the right places |
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I'm not having a hot flash - I'm on a short tropical vacation |
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I'm over 50 but my mind is as tarp as a shack |
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I'm so far behind, I thought I was first |
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Inside every old lady is a younger one wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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It's never too late to have a good childhood |
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It's never too late to live happily ever after |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all
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My greatest fear is there is no PMS. This is my personality. |
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Now that I'm over fifty, I'm veering toward respectability |
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Oh, the stories I could tell. . . if I could remember them |
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Old age ain't no place for sissies |
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Old age isn't always wise, sometimes it's just rusty |
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Once you're over the hill, you pick up speed |
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Still cozy after all these years |
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They're not gray hairs, they're stress highlights. |
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When I grow old, I shall wear purple and drink wine for breakfast |
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When I grow old, I think I'll be a nice old lady |
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When I grow old, I'll do whatever I want |
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When you get older you get hardening of the categories. |
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When you're old, you can skip the makeup. . . just smell good and be nice |
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Wrinkles don't hurt |
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Yeah I'm old, but at least I made it |
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