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A garden is God's kiss |
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A small glass of wine is immoral, illogical and inadequate. |
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All because two people fell in love |
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All I need is my flower garden. . . And chocolate |
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Always have a friend that raises a few eyebrows. |
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Always kiss me goodnight |
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And they lived happily ever after. |
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Brave women fear nothing. Brave men fear women. |
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Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one. |
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Cats understand the importance of naps |
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Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.
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Chocolate: The catnip of the female world |
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. |
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Dogs laugh with their tails |
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Dogs never lie about love
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Don't let the cats out, no matter what they tell you |
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Don't piss off the garden fairy
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Don't squat with your spurs on
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Flip your flops here |
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Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate |
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Free moles - you dig
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Free slugs - you pick |
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Friends never let friends shop alone. |
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Garden like you mean it |
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Garden of Weeden |
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Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt |
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God made beer so men can dance
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Golf feeds my soul
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Golf is just a nice walk gone expensive |
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Golf is the perfect excuse to swear outdoors |
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Good wine and good friends - the perfect pairing. |
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Grandchildren spoiled here |
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Grow, dammit!
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Happy wife - happy life
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Home is where your dog is |
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Housework is evil. It must be stopped. |
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I came, I purred, I conquered |
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I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
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I had a life, but my job ate it. |
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I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house |
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I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter |
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I'm not having a hot flash - I'm on a short tropical vacation |
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I'm out in the garden |
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In this house, the cats are in charge |
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Instant human - just add coffee |
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. |
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It's five o'clock somewhere |
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It's so involved being me |
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Let there be waves |
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Life is a daring adventure |
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Life is good at the beach |
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Life is short. Shop fast |
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Live well - Laugh often - Love much |
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MAN CAVE |
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Martha doesn't live here and that's a good thing. |
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May all your weeds be wildflowers |
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Meow spoken here |
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My garden feeds my soul
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My garden kicks butt
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My heart beats with the ocean's waves |
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. |
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No shoes beyond this door |
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On a clear night, I can hear the fish laughing |
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One day at the beach is worth a month in town |
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Out of my mind - back in 5 minutes |
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Pardon my screaming |
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Plant the green end up |
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Please be kind; leave your shoes behind
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Please don't assume I cook |
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Please don't step on the guard dog |
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Put your big-girl panties on and deal with it
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Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck |
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Real men measure once, then cut |
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Run your toes through the sand |
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She begins each day believing she is normal |
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Shoeless people only |
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Solicitors: Don't knock, just go away |
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Solicitors: ring bell, then run, the dog needs exercise |
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Some days are a waste of makeup |
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Stocking feet only, please |
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Striving for my mother's garden, I found my own |
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The beach feeds my soul |
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The queen is not amused |
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The shoes stop here |
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Time began in a garden |
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To golf or not to golf - silly question |
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To live is so startling, it leaves little time for anything else |
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To save time, let's just assume I know everything
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Weeds for sale - you pick |
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Well-behaved women seldom make history |
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about? |
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When in doubt, add wine
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Wildflowers grown by a wild woman
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Work with me people |
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Yeah I'm old, but at least I made it |
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You can never have too many shoes |
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You can't scare me. I'm a teacher. |
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You don't need to read directions if you have a large hammer |
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You mean shopping for useless crap isn't the meaning of life? |
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