Pick a Sign Quote

This page lists just some of the hundreds of quotes we have done for signs over the years. The default view lists is a list of the 100 most popular quotes that I have hand-lettered on signs. Are you looking for something particular? To give you some ideas, look through the quotes by category. If you see a subject that you are interested in, but not the quote you are looking for, please let me know. I have more, or you can suggest your own!

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Top 100 Quotes
Advice
Art
Beach
Bike
Cats
Chocolate
Christmas
Coffee
Cooking
Country Life
Dancing
Dog No-Nos
Dogs
Dreaming
Faith
Family
Fishing
Flowers
Friends
Garden
Golf
Grandparents
Growing Older
Halloween
Happiness
Help!
Home
Horses
House Rules
Housework
Humor
It's a New Day
It's all About Me
Just a little Crazy
Kitchen
Lavender
Life
Love
Marriage
Men
Miscellaneous
Other Places
Relationships
Relaxing
She …
Shopping
Solicitors
Take Your Shoes Off
Teacher
Welcome
Wine
Women
Work
Pick this quote for a sign A garden is God's kiss  
Pick this quote for a sign A small glass of wine is immoral, illogical and inadequate.  
Pick this quote for a sign All because two people fell in love  
Pick this quote for a sign All I need is my flower garden. . . And chocolate  
Pick this quote for a sign Always have a friend that raises a few eyebrows.  
Pick this quote for a sign Always kiss me goodnight  
Pick this quote for a sign And they lived happily ever after.  
Pick this quote for a sign Brave women fear nothing. Brave men fear women.  
Pick this quote for a sign Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.  
Pick this quote for a sign Cats understand the importance of naps  
Pick this quote for a sign Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma. View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Chocolate: The catnip of the female world  
Pick this quote for a sign Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.  
Pick this quote for a sign Dogs laugh with their tails  
Pick this quote for a sign Dogs never lie about love View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Don't let the cats out, no matter what they tell you  
Pick this quote for a sign Don't piss off the garden fairy View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Don't squat with your spurs on View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Flip your flops here  
Pick this quote for a sign Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate  
Pick this quote for a sign Free moles - you dig View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Free slugs - you pick  
Pick this quote for a sign Friends never let friends shop alone.  
Pick this quote for a sign Garden like you mean it  
Pick this quote for a sign Garden of Weeden  
Pick this quote for a sign Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt  
Pick this quote for a sign God made beer so men can dance View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Golf feeds my soul View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Golf is just a nice walk gone expensive  
Pick this quote for a sign Golf is the perfect excuse to swear outdoors  
Pick this quote for a sign Good wine and good friends - the perfect pairing.  
Pick this quote for a sign Grandchildren spoiled here  
Pick this quote for a sign Grow, dammit! View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Happy wife - happy life View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Home is where your dog is  
Pick this quote for a sign Housework is evil. It must be stopped.  
Pick this quote for a sign I came, I purred, I conquered  
Pick this quote for a sign I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food. View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign I had a life, but my job ate it.  
Pick this quote for a sign I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign I only have a kitchen because it came with the house  
Pick this quote for a sign I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm not having a hot flash - I'm on a short tropical vacation  
Pick this quote for a sign I'm out in the garden  
Pick this quote for a sign In this house, the cats are in charge  
Pick this quote for a sign Instant human - just add coffee  
Pick this quote for a sign It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.  
Pick this quote for a sign It's five o'clock somewhere  
Pick this quote for a sign It's so involved being me  
Pick this quote for a sign Let there be waves  
Pick this quote for a sign Life is a daring adventure  
Pick this quote for a sign Life is good at the beach  
Pick this quote for a sign Life is short. Shop fast  
Pick this quote for a sign Live well - Laugh often - Love much  
Pick this quote for a sign MAN CAVE  
Pick this quote for a sign Martha doesn't live here and that's a good thing.  
Pick this quote for a sign May all your weeds be wildflowers  
Pick this quote for a sign Meow spoken here  
Pick this quote for a sign My garden feeds my soul View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign My garden kicks butt View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign My heart beats with the ocean's waves  
Pick this quote for a sign My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.  
Pick this quote for a sign No shoes beyond this door  
Pick this quote for a sign On a clear night, I can hear the fish laughing  
Pick this quote for a sign One day at the beach is worth a month in town  
Pick this quote for a sign Out of my mind - back in 5 minutes  
Pick this quote for a sign Pardon my screaming  
Pick this quote for a sign Plant the green end up  
Pick this quote for a sign Please be kind; leave your shoes behind View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Please don't assume I cook  
Pick this quote for a sign Please don't step on the guard dog  
Pick this quote for a sign Put your big-girl panties on and deal with it View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck  
Pick this quote for a sign Real men measure once, then cut  
Pick this quote for a sign Run your toes through the sand  
Pick this quote for a sign She begins each day believing she is normal  
Pick this quote for a sign Shoeless people only  
Pick this quote for a sign Solicitors: Don't knock, just go away  
Pick this quote for a sign Solicitors: ring bell, then run, the dog needs exercise  
Pick this quote for a sign Some days are a waste of makeup  
Pick this quote for a sign Stocking feet only, please  
Pick this quote for a sign Striving for my mother's garden, I found my own  
Pick this quote for a sign The beach feeds my soul  
Pick this quote for a sign The queen is not amused  
Pick this quote for a sign The shoes stop here  
Pick this quote for a sign Time began in a garden  
Pick this quote for a sign To golf or not to golf - silly question  
Pick this quote for a sign To live is so startling, it leaves little time for anything else  
Pick this quote for a sign To save time, let's just assume I know everything View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Weeds for sale - you pick  
Pick this quote for a sign Well-behaved women seldom make history  
Pick this quote for a sign What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?  
Pick this quote for a sign When in doubt, add wine View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Wildflowers grown by a wild woman View Photo
Pick this quote for a sign Work with me people  
Pick this quote for a sign Yeah I'm old, but at least I made it  
Pick this quote for a sign You can never have too many shoes  
Pick this quote for a sign You can't scare me. I'm a teacher.  
Pick this quote for a sign You don't need to read directions if you have a large hammer  
Pick this quote for a sign You mean shopping for useless crap isn't the meaning of life?