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A garden is God's kiss
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A small glass of wine is immoral, illogical and inadequate.
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All because two people fell in love
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All I need is my flower garden…and chocolate
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Always have a friend that raises a few eyebrows.
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Always kiss me goodnight
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And they lived happily ever after.
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Brave women fear nothing. Brave men fear women.
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Cats are like potato chips. You can't have just one.
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Cats understand the importance of naps
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Chocolate: The catnip of the female world
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Deadlines amuse me
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Dogs laugh with their tails
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Don't let the cats out, no matter what they tell you
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Fish tremble at the sound of my name
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Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate
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Free moles - you dig
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Free slugs - you pick
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Friends never let friends shop alone.
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Garden like you mean it
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Garden of Weeden
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Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt
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Golf feeds my soul
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Golf is just a nice walk gone expensive
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Golf is the perfect excuse to swear outdoors
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Good wine and good friends - the perfect pairing.
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Grandchildren spoiled here
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Grow, dammit!
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Happy wife - happy life
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Home is where your dog is
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Housework is evil. It must be stopped.
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I came, I purred, I conquered
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I cook with wine. Sometimes I add it to the food.
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I fish, therefore I am not here
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I had a life, but my job ate it.
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I have found the only one my soul loves
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I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house
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I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter
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I'm kind of a big deal
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I'm not having a hot flash - I'm on a short tropical vacation
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I'm out in the garden
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In this house, the cats are in charge
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Instant human - just add coffee
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
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It's five o'clock somewhere
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It's so involved being me
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Laundry gathers here
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Life is a daring adventure
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Life is good at the beach
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Life is short. Shop fast
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Live well - Laugh often - Love much
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Martha doesn't live here and that's a good thing.
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May all your weeds be wildflowers
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Meow spoken here
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My garden feeds my soul
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My garden kicks butt
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My heart beats with the ocean's waves
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
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No shoes beyond this door
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On a clear night, I can hear the fish laughing
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One day at the beach is worth a month in town
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Out of my mind - back in 5 minutes
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Pardon my screaming
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Plant the green end up
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Please be kind; leave your shoes behind
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Please don't assume I cook
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Please don't step on the guard dog
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Put your big-girl panties on and deal with it
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Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck
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Real men measure once, then cut
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Run your toes through the sand
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She barged right through her limitations
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She begins each day believing she is normal
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Shoeless people only
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Solicitors: Don't knock, just go away
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Solicitors: ring bell, then run, the dog needs exercise
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Some days are a waste of makeup
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Stocking feet only, please
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Striving for my mother's garden, I found my own
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Talk low, talk slow and don't talk too much
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The beach feeds my soul
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The queen is not amused
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The shoes stop here
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Time began in a garden
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To golf or not to golf - silly question
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To live is so startling, it leaves little time for anything else
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To save time, let's just assume I know everything
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Weeds for sale - you pick
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Well-behaved women seldom make history
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What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
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When in doubt, add wine
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Wildflowers grown by a wild woman
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Work with me people
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Yeah I'm old, but at least I made it
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You can never have too many shoes
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You can't scare me. I'm a teacher.
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You don't need to read directions if you have a large hammer
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You mean shopping for useless crap isn't the meaning of life?
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